"Just Stupid"

That's the book that Bryce is reading right now. It's part of a series of books with titles like "Just Joking", "Just Annoying", and "Just Wacky". They are by Andy Griffiths, the best-selling author of "The day my Butt went Psycho!" based on a true story, and the sequel "Zombie Butts from Uranus!" Should I just be glad he is reading?

If you are wondering if "Just Stupid" is the right book for you, there is a quiz inside the front cover to help you find out

Yes or No
Do you push dors marked PULL and pull doors marked Push?
Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of an escalator?
Do you believe a boogeyman hides under your bed?
Do you automatically turn around when somebody yells , "Hey, Stupid"
Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?

If you answered yes to 3-5 of the questions, you are extremely stupid. You will love this book.
If you answered yes to 1-2 of the questions, you are fairly stupid. You will love this book.
If you answered yes to 0 questions, you think you're really smart, but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.