"Could you bring home take-out"

Nate is one of the funniest kids I know, but mostly when he is truly not trying to be. This morning on my Face Book status I posted that this morning Nate told me that even after scrubbing his armpits extra, extra hard in the shower they still smelled like onions. He seriously cracks me up. Then tonight I asked him if he would be embarrassed if I posted the story on my blog. He didn't know that I had already put it on FB. He gets embarrassed easily, so just the thought of it freaked him out. He was screaming "NO, NO, don't do it!!. Just to mess with him, cuz I love messing with him, I told him that I was going to post it. He calmed down and said, "If you do post it, at least change the onion part to garlic." Is having your pits smell like garlic somehow less embarrassing than having them smell like onions?

I guess I wasn't really just messing with him after all cuz I went ahead and posted the whole story. Sorry Nate, but maybe some day you will read this and think it's funny.